Friday, 15 February 2008


I'm not online much at the moment.
I know, it's strange. Turns out that Naomi, the woman who lives next door to us, cut our phone line. The line runs through her place, so there's basically nothing we can do about it.
Even after the Landlord called her and told her to re-connect it. Even after the Real Estate agent called and wrote to her, telling her to do it. She just refuses.
so we're out of internet.

When we've tried to talk to her about it, she started shouting abuse. Her stance, basically, is that she wants to get rid of us and she doesn't care what happens.

Interesting that she kicked out every other tenant on the property in the last 2 years she's been there. about 10 people have come and gone in that time. We've lasted the longest. She's really just a totally insane control freak, and a pathological liar. Literally everything she says is a lie, and when we call her on it, she just kind of shrugs.

She once said "I'll do whatever it takes to make sure I stay here and this property stays how I want it, for my family, even if that means I have to be deceptive."

Yep, she's a loon.
we're getting a new phone installed.
in the meantime...

I'll fill in later.


  1. Wow, you guys don't have many dull moments in your life!

  2. O dear! What a wacko! I'm so sorry to hear it. But, I must admit, it comes at a good time...last night I had a vivid dream that you, LittleTree, Purple and several of your friends came to visit me! Perhaps the Universe is sending you a message to move here??? (I promise to wear my coconut bra)

  3. How odd, looks like she would try to be a good neighbor.

  4. inanna, i'm on my way.
    and don't worry, you don't have to wear the coconut bra ;)

    yep, she's a real whacko alright. You'd think she'd want to be a good neighbour, but she is psychopathic.

  5. Ugh! I have that too on one side. We own, they own and they try real hard to makie it uncomfortable for us. We of course are sweet and neighborly, kind and caring. They are the kind that like to call the police for nothing. As if police want to be annoyed like that. Or me!

  6. get proactive. work to make
    HER leave. study "The Art of War"
    Learn about the wonders of ultra low frequency sound emitting devices - also known as crowd disablers.
    Start a manure buisness. Practice
    doing covers of Lou Reeds "Metal Machine Music"
    Apply to have your property as an after party for the Mardi Grass.
    Import 25,000 rats for "commercial" purposes

  7. I'm laughing about what ansanity said!

  8. yeah, ansanity's a crack-up isn't he :)


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